Rhetorical Golf Questions:

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If a Rabbi hits a wild tee shot, does he yell FORE-SKIN?
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If you hit a screaming slice into a foursome of personal injury lawyers, what is the most appropriate course of action?:
1. Run
2. Apologize profusely
3. Hit the victim several times with your 9 iron to make sure he doesn't suffer.
4. Roll your hand back just a bit and hit a provisional (in case they refuse to return your ball)

[stillgolfing]

If you hit a screaming slice into a foursome of personal injury lawyers, what is the most appropriate course of action?:
1. Run
2. Apologize profusely
3. Hit the victim several times with your 9 iron to make sure he doesn't suffer.
4. Roll your hand back just a bit and hit a provisional (in case they refuse to return your ball)

5. None of the above.
I would introduce them to my new golfing buddy Achmed from Iraq, who seems to have a lot of really bulky stuff under his vest.
Cheers, stillgolfing

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Do wild swinging dyslexic golfers yell EROF?
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If Douglas Bader played golf in the evening, would he have bogies at six o'clock?
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Do Seamstresses have bets to see who is closest to the pin?
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