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This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
~ Ben Hogan

The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino

When you're between clubs, it's always the other club, unless it's the other other club

That putt had more breaks than a government job.
~ Brian Weis

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
~ Tony Lema

It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
~ Al McGuire

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
~ Huxtable Pippey

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
Buddy Hackett

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
~ Bob Hope

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray