Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

Mar 12

"What is love compared to holing out before your opponent ?"
- P G Wodehouse

Mar 13

"If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball entered the hazard, his nearest drop is Honolulu."
- Jimmy Demaret - on a penalty faced by Arnold Palmer at Pebble Beach

Mar 14

"Getting in a water hazard is like being in a plane crash - the rsult is final. Landing in a bunker is similar to an automobile accident - there is a chance of recovery."
- Bobby Jones, The Anatomy of a Golf Course

March 15

In 1927, 15-year-old Byron Nelson beat 15-year-old Ben Hogan in a playoff at the Fort Worth Glen Garden Country Club Caddy Tournament.

Mar 16

"There is no shape nor size of body, no awkwardness nor ungainliness, which puts good golf beyond reach."
- Sir Walter Simpson

Mar 17

"We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good."
- Englishman Horace Hutchinson

Mar 18

"Once you've had them, you've got them."
- Tommy Armour, on the yips, "And Then Arnie Told Chi Chi..."

Mar 19

"Madam, moderation is essential in all things, but I have never failed to beat a teetotaler."
- Harry Vardon

Mar 20

"There are three ways of learning golf:
by study, which is the most wearisome;
by imitation, which is fallacious;
and by experience, which is the most bitter."
- Robert Browning

Mar 21

"Modern architects could take a great lesson by looking at this course."
- Billy Casper, on Merion, The U.S. Open