Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
Dave Marr

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
Ben Hogan

Never subtract so many strokes on any one hole that you wind up with the honor on the next tee.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Bob Hope

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
Huxtable Pippey

Always limp with the same leg for the whole round.

The older you get the stronger the wind gets... and it's always in your face.
Jack Nicklaus

If it ain’t broke, try changing your grip.

The proper score for a businessman golfer is 90. If he is better than that he is neglecting his business. If he's worse, he's neglecting his golf.
St Andrews Rotary Club Member

I had a goal of shooting lower than my caddy's IQ, but had to change plans when I learned that no one has ever broken 50.