Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
Harvey Penick

The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
Anon

It's as easy to lower your handicap as it is to reduce your hat size.
Anon

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
anon

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at an earlier age.
Anon

-Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.

Whatever you have left out of your bag is the one thing you will need - if it is Band-aids, you will develope a blister; if it is a spare glove, yours will tear on the fifth hole.
Anon

It's a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if you're not too choosy about which fairway.
Anon

Never play with anyone who would question a 7 on a par 3.

The only thing of real value that you can take from the driving range to the first tee is a pocket full of range balls.
Anon