Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

If you ever par the first three holes, you'll have a 20 minute wait on the fourth tee.
Anon

Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a lot. They wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip.
Dan Jenkins

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.
Payne Stewart

My putter had a heart attack the last nine holes and just died on me.
Lanny Wadkins, after leading for three rounds and slipping to fourth in the last.

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
Don Herald

Greater love hath no man then this - - that he give up his golf for his wife..
Anon

It's always the caddie's fault !
Anon

If I'da cleared the trees and drove the green, it woulda been a great tee shot.
Sam Snead

Golf isn't so much a game as a passionate faith that you can hit it a mile next time.
Anon