Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

The consolation for the loser in golf is that he gets more practice and exercise than the winner; he gets to hit the ball more times.
Anon

The practice putting green is either half as fast or twice as fast as all the other greens.
Anon

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.
Bob Allen

I spent so much time in the rough, my playing partner thought I was part of the gallery.
Lee Trevino

I can't believe the actions of some of our top pros. They should have side jobs modeling for Pampers.
Fuzzy Zoeller

"The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face."
Jack Nicklaus

There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice.
Anon

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't, are as much a part of golf as life itself.
Gerald R. Ford

There are no short hitters on tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.
Sam Snead

The number of tees in your bag is always less than 3 or more than 600.
Anon