Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[tincup]

Wow Stan. You go into the hospital and didn't say a word about it... you hard headed ol' coot.
I hope everything is ok.

Dar

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 1

If you have trouble shanking, maybe your playing golf too late. There were anti-shank clubs in the early twentieth century. Now there are none.

[Indy Anna Jones]

Don't worry about him Dar. He just needed an excuse to get out of visiting his grandkids for the weekend.

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 2

" Do not get into the habit of pointing out the particularly salient blade of grass which you image to have been the cause of your failing to hole your putt."
- Horace Hutchinson




Note to Indy: Shame, that is so far from the truth.

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 3

George Bush's grandfather, George Herbert Walker , was president of the USGA in the 1920s. The Walker Cup is named after him.

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 4

Perhaps equally as amazing as Jack Nicklaus' 18 wins in professional major championships is the fact that the Golden Bear has finished second 17 times in those four tournaments, the Masters, the U. S. Open, The British Open and the PGA Championship.

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 5

" If your playing well, they could probably put the pin on the cart path and you could get it close."
- Mike Sullivan

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 6

Three golfers - - - Bruce Devlin, Bob Murphy and Jim Colbert - - - served as television commentators for the Senior Tour before turning 50, then later joined the tour and won tournaments.

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 7

" If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Dean Martin

[Stan Nehilla]

Sep 8

Most golf courses in Japan have two putting greens on every hole --- a bent-grass green for summer play and a korai-grass green for winter play.