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If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
~ Gary Player

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
~ Lee Trevino

Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.
~ Mark McCumber

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
~ Anonymous

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
~ Anonymous

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.
~ Arnold Palmer

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
~ Arnold Palmer

I never rooted against an opponent, but I never rooted for him either.
~ Arnold Palmer