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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 11th, 2015, 5:07 am
by Stan Nehilla
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~ Dean Martin
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 12th, 2015, 5:23 am
by Stan Nehilla
I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.
~ Thomas Boswell
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 13th, 2015, 5:20 am
by Stan Nehilla
I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.
~ John Daly
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 14th, 2015, 4:04 am
by Stan Nehilla
Go ahead and putt, you are not interrupting my conversation.
~ Robert E. Zorn
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 15th, 2015, 4:17 am
by Stan Nehilla
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it. (when asked whether he'd like to join the Royal and Ancient Golf Club, after winning the '95 British Open at St. Andrews)
~ John Daly
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 16th, 2015, 4:13 am
by Stan Nehilla
There are two basic rules which should never be broken. Be subtle. And don't, for God's sake, try to do business with anyone who's having a bad game.
~ William Davis
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 17th, 2015, 5:28 am
by Stan Nehilla
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.
~ Byron Nelson
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 18th, 2015, 5:12 am
by Stan Nehilla
As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don't know diddly squat. When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.
~ Fred Couples
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 19th, 2015, 4:48 am
by Stan Nehilla
No one ever swung too slowly.
~ Bobby Jones
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: September 20th, 2015, 5:24 am
by Stan Nehilla
The golf swing is like sex: you can't be thinking of the mechanics of the act while you're doing it.
~ Dave Hill