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“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.” – Gary Player

“As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” – Ben Hogan

“Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.” – P.G. Wodehouse

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.
Phil Mickelson

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser.
~ Arnold Palmer

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
~ Jeff Foxworthy

When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.
~ Dave Stockton

The older you get the stronger the wind gets... and it's always in your face.
~ Jack Nicklaus

That putt had more breaks than a government job.
~ Brian Weis

The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino