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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 13th, 2015, 4:13 am
by Stan Nehilla
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. - George Deukmejian
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 15th, 2015, 4:33 am
by Stan Nehilla
A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 150. He turned to his caddy and said', You must be the worst caddy in the world.'
'That would be too much of a coincidence, sir', answered the caddy in a quiet voice.
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 17th, 2015, 4:32 am
by Stan Nehilla
On the phone with a golf buddy who has asked him to play, a guy says: "I am the master of my home and can play golf whenever I want. But hold on a minute while I find out if I want to."
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 18th, 2015, 4:27 am
by Stan Nehilla
Q: Are you a scratch player?
A: I sure am - every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 19th, 2015, 4:27 am
by Stan Nehilla
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
FORE !
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 20th, 2015, 4:54 am
by Stan Nehilla
I once played a golf course that was so difficult I lost two balls in the ball washer!
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 21st, 2015, 4:13 am
by Stan Nehilla
Q: You made a 12 on a par-3? How in the world did you manage that?
A: I chipped in from the fringe.
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 22nd, 2015, 4:52 am
by Stan Nehilla
Golfer: Hey caddie, would you wade into that pond and see if you can find my ball?
Caddie: Why?
Golfer: It's my lucky ball.
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 23rd, 2015, 4:50 am
by Stan Nehilla
“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan
Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Posted: July 24th, 2015, 4:07 am
by Stan Nehilla
“The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle