Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

Note: Stan asked me to post these for him for a few days while he is gone.
Dar

Jun 8
“I don’t like No. 4 balls. And I don’t like 5s, 6s or 7s on my scorecard.
George Archer, on his superstitions.

Jun 9
“If I swung a gavel the way I swing that golf club, the nation would be in a helluva mess.”
Tip O’Neill, former Speaker of the House

Jun 10
“One reward golf has given me, and I shall always be thankful for it, is introducing me to some of the world’s most picturesque, tireless and bald-faced liars.”
Rex Lardner, Out of the Bunker and Into the Trees

Jun 11
“There are 118 golf holes here. All I have to do is eliminate 100.”
Architect Perry Maxwell, on his Prairie Dunes Course, 1993 Golf Almanac

Jun 12
“Nearly all golfers would be better off if they forgot about the score as they played.”
Dr Bob Rotella, Golf is a Game of Confidence

Jun 13
“I was taught one time that in this world everything with it head down gets eaten, Pigs and cows get eaten, leopards don’t. Leopards have their heads up. You never saw Hogan with his head down. Nicklaus never had his head down. They walk in a room and they’re looking. Like good boxers. Losers have their heads down; winners have their heads up.”
Jack Burke Jr.

Jun 14
“I regard keeping the head very steady, if not absolutely stock still, throughout the swing as the bedrock fundamental of golf.”
Jack Nicklaus, Golf My Way

Lee Trevino and Denis Watson were struck by lighning during a tournament round. When Trevino returned to the tour a reporter asked him how he would make certain that it never happened again. He stated that whenever he saw the clouds forming he would walk down the middle of the fairway with his 1 iron over his head because even the good lord cant hit a 1 iron.

Jun15
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”
Bob Hope

Jun 16
“Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, ‘Man, we shot 66!’ But go out and shoot 77 and they say, ‘Hell, he shot 77!’”
Lee Trevino