Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

May 25

"I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers."
- Billy Casper

May 26

"I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters."
- Bob Hope

May 27

In France, Germany and Sweden, golfers must have a license like Americans must have to hunt or fish.

Just another way for a goverment to screw you out of money. I'm suprised our goverment hasn't tried that one yet.

Is there a limit on birdies? Are eagles considered an "endangered species" and not allowed?

May 28

Former British Open champion Kel Nagle didn't have one of his better days in the final round of the 1978 New Zealand Open.
After postingh an 82, he went over to the club's flagpole, lowering the flag to half-staff. "That is in memory of my putter," he said, "which has died."

May 29

"I'm hitting the woods great, but I'm having trouble getting out of them."
- Harry Toscano

May 30

"If you hear a man complaining of having 'lost all interest' in a match which he has lately played, you will be pretty safe in inferring that he lost it."
- Horace Hutchinson

May 31

President Dwight Eisenhower, a friend of Bobby Jones and a member at Augusta National, hit a tree off the tee of the 17th hole at the course so often that to this day the tree is known as the Eisenhower Tree.

President "Ike" also insisted that the tree be cut down. Obviously even the president doesn't get everything he wants.