Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

While unloading your golf bag from the car, the golf balls fall out and roll under the other cars.

The hickory-shafted driver that you found in your grandmother's attic turns out to be worth only $10.

When you play a shot from a bunker and the ball hits the bank, there is a split second when you have no idea as to the ball's whereabouts before it plummets down on your foot.

The latest piece of written instruction never works on the course.

When there is one minute left to get to the first tee, a shoelace breaks.

There is no truth in the theory that if you know how to shank you will never do so.

The love of your life either hates golf or is a better player than you.

The more you play a course the more obsessed you become with its dangers.

Using an old ball for a shot over water does not mean you will avoid the splash.

The sand in the bunkers is never the right texture for your particular technique.