Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

A stroke does not occur unless it is observed by more than
one golfer.

[Stan Nehilla]

99.99% of all matter is empty space, but that last .01% will
stop a golf ball dead.

[Stan Nehilla]

If your ball disappears in the fairway of a blind hole, it’s
probably because it rolled into an anti-divot and vaporized.

[Stan Nehilla]

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently
make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental
equilibrium of the universe.

[Stan Nehilla]

If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does,
simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.

[Stan Nehilla]

To calculate the speed of a player’s downswing, multiply the
speed of his backswing by his handicap. Example: backswing
20 mph, handicap 15, downswing 600 mph.

[Stan Nehilla]

Knowing the swing weight of your club is as indispensable to
playing good golf as knowing the temperature of the grass in
the fairway.

[Stan Nehilla]

A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.

[Stan Nehilla]

It’s a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if
you’re not too choosy about which fairway.

[Stan Nehilla]

Hazards attract; fairways repel.