Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » November 22nd, 2012, 5:19 am

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
~ Tommy Bolt

Post by **tincup** » November 22nd, 2012, 6:25 am

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
~ Bobby Nichols

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » November 23rd, 2012, 7:01 am

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.
~ Ben Hogan

Post by **tincup** » November 23rd, 2012, 7:20 am

You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf.
~ Sam Snead

Post by **tincup** » November 24th, 2012, 6:34 am

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
~ Gary Player

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » November 24th, 2012, 8:33 am

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
~ John Updike

Post by **tincup** » November 25th, 2012, 6:36 am

"My wife says she's leaving me if I don't give up golf."

"What are you going to do?"

"I will miss her."

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » November 25th, 2012, 8:55 am

I never learned anything from a match that I won.
~ Bobby Jones

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » November 26th, 2012, 7:31 am

Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well.
~ Anonymous

Post by **tincup** » November 27th, 2012, 6:58 am

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A. A. Milne

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