Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
Gary Player

[Stan Nehilla]

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Lee Trevino

[tincup]

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
~ Dave Marr

[Stan Nehilla]

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

[tincup]

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
~ Tommy Bolt

[Stan Nehilla]

I never rooted against an opponent, but I never rooted for him either.
~ Arnold Palmer

[tincup]

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Anonymous

[Stan Nehilla]

Grip it and rip it. It works for John Daly. It never worked for me. All I did was wear out golf gloves.
~ Chuck Stark

[tincup]

The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all your errors.

[Stan Nehilla]

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead