Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is like art; it's impossible to be perfect.
Sandra Palmer

[tincup]

You can hear thunder a hundred miles away when you are three holes down with three to play.

[Stan Nehilla]

My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies - one to walk the left rough, one for the right rough and one down the middle. The one in the middle doesn't have much to do.
Dave Hill

[tincup]

The people on the green keeping staff always look like they took the job because a golf course is such a terrific place to dispose of all the bodies.

[Stan Nehilla]

Great golf courses should have one silly hole.
Frank Hannigan

[tincup]

The gimmie length of a putt you are entitled to take is exactly 3.14 times the length of a putt you are willing to concede.

[Stan Nehilla]

In golf, nothing counts like your opponent.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

Sometimes a golfer makes such a wild shot that when he finally finds the ball, he has lost the course.
Anon

[tincup]

While hunting for your lost ball in the woods, all the balls you find are orange, pink, have a red stripe on them or they are Walmart X-Outs.

[Stan Nehilla]

No golfer ever played too Fast!
Anon