Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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Taking more than two putts to get down on a lightning-fast, steeply-sloped green is no embarrassment unless you had to hit a wedge between putts.

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There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands: 1. How many hands you have. 2. Which one is wearing the glove.

[Stan Nehilla]

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

I only hit the ball about 220 off the tee, but I can always find it.
Bonnie Lauer

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Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.

[Stan Nehilla]

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held the distance record for every club in the bag.
Tommy Bolt

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When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
anon

[Stan Nehilla]

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one i twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.
Tom Boswell

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The only time your ball ever bites is when it lands 30 feet short.

[Stan Nehilla]

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.
Anon