Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

If you ever par the first three holes, you'll have a 20 minute wait on the fourth tee.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a lot. They wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip.
Dan Jenkins

[tincup]

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.
Payne Stewart

[Stan Nehilla]

My putter had a heart attack the last nine holes and just died on me.
Lanny Wadkins, after leading for three rounds and slipping to fourth in the last.

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

[Stan Nehilla]

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
Don Herald

[Stan Nehilla]

Greater love hath no man then this - - that he give up his golf for his wife..
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

It's always the caddie's fault !
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

If I'da cleared the trees and drove the green, it woulda been a great tee shot.
Sam Snead

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf isn't so much a game as a passionate faith that you can hit it a mile next time.
Anon