Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

The consolation for the loser in golf is that he gets more practice and exercise than the winner; he gets to hit the ball more times.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

The practice putting green is either half as fast or twice as fast as all the other greens.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.
Bob Allen

[Stan Nehilla]

I spent so much time in the rough, my playing partner thought I was part of the gallery.
Lee Trevino

[Stan Nehilla]

I can't believe the actions of some of our top pros. They should have side jobs modeling for Pampers.
Fuzzy Zoeller

[tincup]

"The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face."
Jack Nicklaus

[Stan Nehilla]

There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice.
Anon

[tincup]

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't, are as much a part of golf as life itself.
Gerald R. Ford

[Stan Nehilla]

There are no short hitters on tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.
Sam Snead

[Stan Nehilla]

The number of tees in your bag is always less than 3 or more than 600.
Anon