Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Hell is standing on the most beautiful golf course that's ever been made and not having a set of clubs.
Jim Meyers

[tincup]

“There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars”
Lee Trevino

[Stan Nehilla]

A golfer is a man who keeps his elbow straight for eighteen holes, but bends it on the nineteenth.
Anon

[tincup]

“There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.”
Lee Trevino

[Stan Nehilla]

It takes seventeen holes to really get warmed up.
Anon

[tincup]

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Ernest Hemingway

[Stan Nehilla]

Your straightest iron shot of the day will be exactly one club short.
Anon

[tincup]

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
Jack Nicklaus

[Stan Nehilla]

I didn't need to finish college to know what golf was all about. All you need to know is to hit the ball, find it and hit it again until it disappears into the hole in the ground.
Fuzzy Zoeller

[tincup]

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Tommy Armour