Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » January 22nd, 2012, 6:07 am

When your too old to chase other things, you can always chase golf balls.
Anon

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » January 23rd, 2012, 5:03 am

The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while your performing.
Dave Hill

Post by **tincup** » January 23rd, 2012, 10:09 am

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.
Bobby Jones

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » January 24th, 2012, 5:23 am

When I'm on the golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.
Lee Trevino

Post by **tincup** » January 24th, 2012, 9:41 am

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Lou Holtz

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » January 25th, 2012, 5:48 am

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but it now has millions of poor players.
Anon

Post by **tincup** » January 25th, 2012, 7:41 am

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » January 26th, 2012, 5:56 am

There's an old saying:
If a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs on his pants, don't ask him what he shot.
Sam Snead

Post by **tincup** » January 26th, 2012, 6:33 am

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
Buddy Hackett

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » January 27th, 2012, 6:17 am

The greater the bet, the longer short putts become.
Anon

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