Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Arnold Palmer

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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan

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If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Sam Snead

[Stan Nehilla]

Many golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Anon

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman

[Stan Nehilla]

The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes.
Anon

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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
H. G. Wells

[Stan Nehilla]

All truly great golf courses have an almost supernatural finishing hole, by way of separating the chokers from the strokers.
Charles Price

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers