Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Dec 27

" The game is not as easy as it seems. In the first place, the terrible inertia of the ball must be overcome."
- Lord Wellwood

[Stan Nehilla]

Dec 28

" But of all things, let not the young player get irritated by the luck of the green being apparently against him. Let him bravely defy his luck, and if he be a philosopher, even thank the fate that has given him some useful experience. "
- H. B. Farnie

[Stan Nehilla]

Dec 29

" Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you've only got five in your pocket."
- Lee Trevino

[Stan Nehilla]

Dec 30

" In almost all other games , you pit yourself against a mortal foe; in golf. it is yourself against the world."
- Arnold Haultain

[Stan Nehilla]

Dec 31

Ben Hogan was at best a moderately good putter and eventually a poor one. At one point in the middle of his competitive career, Hogan was going through a particularly bad stretch of putting and was complaining regularly about it to his wife, reiterating that he couldn't make a thing from outside twenty feet. At that, Valerie told her husband, " Then hit the ball closer to the hole."

[Terry Grayson]

Hey Stan

Just wanted to say thank you for all the work you did on this...Always enjoyed reading them

You need a new calendar bro to do it again

Thanks bud (OC)

[Stan Nehilla]

Your Welcome Terry and all.
I don't need a new calender as this is perpetual.

Anyone is allowed to post any quotes or golf jokes in Off Topic area.
I'll start with one here:

" Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose."
Herb Caen

[Stan Nehilla]

The man who never falls asleep in church on Sunday is probably out on the golf course.
- Anon

[tincup]

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff Foxworthy

[bryce]

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
~ Pete Dye