Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

May 25

"I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers."
- Billy Casper

[Stan Nehilla]

May 26

"I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters."
- Bob Hope

[Stan Nehilla]

May 27

In France, Germany and Sweden, golfers must have a license like Americans must have to hunt or fish.

[SteveHorn]

Just another way for a goverment to screw you out of money. I'm suprised our goverment hasn't tried that one yet.

[Indy Anna Jones]

Is there a limit on birdies? Are eagles considered an "endangered species" and not allowed?

[Stan Nehilla]

May 28

Former British Open champion Kel Nagle didn't have one of his better days in the final round of the 1978 New Zealand Open.
After postingh an 82, he went over to the club's flagpole, lowering the flag to half-staff. "That is in memory of my putter," he said, "which has died."

[Stan Nehilla]

May 29

"I'm hitting the woods great, but I'm having trouble getting out of them."
- Harry Toscano

[Stan Nehilla]

May 30

"If you hear a man complaining of having 'lost all interest' in a match which he has lately played, you will be pretty safe in inferring that he lost it."
- Horace Hutchinson

[Stan Nehilla]

May 31

President Dwight Eisenhower, a friend of Bobby Jones and a member at Augusta National, hit a tree off the tee of the 17th hole at the course so often that to this day the tree is known as the Eisenhower Tree.

[Indy Anna Jones]

President "Ike" also insisted that the tree be cut down. Obviously even the president doesn't get everything he wants.